Hey little bug,
Today you crossed a line, me you and mummy was all playing out in the garden as you love to explore, daddy put his rum down for 2 seconds while he popped back into the house when he came back out again you was sipping his rum. Not good little big. You didn’t hate it but you definitely didn’t like it, so on your 18th birthday your buying me a shot of the good stuff.
Love you little bug